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A group of proletariat people who wish to negotiate better working conditions, wages, benefits and hours from their employer.
A bunch of cunts got together and asked their boss for more while they agreed to do less. They got told to fuck off. For this privilege, they get to pay their union a percentage of their weekly pay.
1. Hey, collective bargaining unit member, if you want more money why not get out of the union and keep the dues for yourself?
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Groups of people at the workplace who engage in the means of production by providing labor to the employer. In return for their hard work, the employees receive pay and benefits while the employer makes a profit which allows the employees to continue to earn income which they spend in other places allowing other people to remain employees and their employers make a profit which allows those employees to earn income which they spend in other places ....
Employees make the world go around.
1. Employees are usually very happy to accept a job at an agreed price and with agreed conditions. It makes the employer wonder why that employee then cannot show to work on time or follow the rules of the workplace and be plain lazy.
2. Employees always feel they should be paid more, work less, get better benefits and be able to set their own hours.
3. Employers bang their heads against the wall, all the while knowing most employees are fucking idiots, but continue to hire as once in a while a decent employee, with management potential comes around.
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To have sexual intercourse with a sheep. Preferably the sheep is an ewe to avoid others thinking the shagger is homosexual. However, if none are available, to ram a ram in its anus is perfectly acceptable.
He is so ugly that he cannot bag any chicks and has to resort to being a sheep shagger instead. I hope he stops before he catches something.
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A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.
1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"
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A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).
A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,
1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!
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An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.
"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"
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