picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

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Rubbermade

To be the result of a faulty condom or improper use of condom. Typically used to describe unwanted kids and accidental pregnancy.

Guy: "Oh shit the condom broke!"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm kidding, I don't use condoms".
Girl: "!!!"
Guy: "Well at least it wont be a rubbermade baby...Peace!"

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