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Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
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Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.
"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."
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Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.
The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.
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Noun. A boring, humourless person.
Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!
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Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.
Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?
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Noun. Another term for a penis.
She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!
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Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!
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