Shargument

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

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Shannonigans

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.

Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.

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Full Board Me

When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.

Good evening, this is Marcus, full board me, we’ve got some great topics tonight

Peglar

A guy who will stop to pat & talk to a cat he sees anywhere. Even if he’s late for a meeting, if he sees a cat he’ll always stop or detour to pat it & try to make friends with it.

Someone who likes cats. A cat enthusiast. A cat spotter.

Hey what is that guy doing to that cat?
Oh, don’t worry, he’s just making friends, he’s a Peglar.

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Giessel

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.

Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.

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