Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

Eclipse Fuck

When a man runs around the park nude with the goal to rape as many people as possible but only using his tongue and left foot during a eclipse and only staring at the eclipse

Newscaster Grant Boesing got arrested for doing the eclipse fuck on live television.

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