Pinch and Roll

The delicate, efficient, and proper way a gentleman relieves his scrotum from itching, by pinching a small piece of skin and then quickly "rolling" it until the itch is relieved.

Guy 1: I need to scratch my balls, but I don't want to make a big deal about it.

Guy 2: Just give it the old pinch and roll, son.

Guy 1 : Good call

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Bishop Bullwinkle

He is from The First Church of Nothing But The Truth. His inspirational song "Hell Naw" is a beautiful dissertation on church shenanigans.

Who sings that song , "Hell to the naw naw naw"?

Well, that would be the renowned Bishop Bullwinkle.

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

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