Pickle Pusher

The pump facilitator. When someone is penetrating but does not have the strength, and needs someone to help complete the act.

Grandpa was too weak to finish the job, so he needed a pickle pusher to “push it! Push it real good!”.

Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.

Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.