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A female's vagina that has recently undergone an abortion
Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
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A sarcastic orgasm used to mock the partner ( or partners ) in either a demeaning , sexualized, or sexualized-demeaning manner. A sargasm often results in no sexual pleasure for one of the partners, but can be used in a role-playing situation as an attempt to belittle the other partner.
Lady 1: Oh yeah right there. That feels so nice. unhuh, please keep doing what you're doing
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!
Stussy is an adjective that implies a mix between gangsta-ghetto, and preppy.
Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white vans! Stussy man!
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Sextant - A word, first, popularized after the release of the movie, Ed Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show, it's a device used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun, moon, and stars.
"We can find the gag factory by using this sextant"
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
"What's so funny?"
"I didn't catch that, what is it called again?"
"It's a sextant, a device used to-
*HAHAHAHAHA* SEXtant!
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For a male to light a firecracker and shove it down the partner's ass ( with consent of course ) and then fuck them repeatedly until the firecracker explodes.
Lady: I almost died last night!!
Lady 2: how?
Lady 1: My asshole of a boyfriend pulled a Charmander on me.
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An act of sex when a male is in the middle of anal with a female, until pulling out, having someone else they know slide their sexual organ back into the butthole, while the first male runs to the outside of the house and waves to the female.
"HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE!?!?!?!"
"It's a prank bro! HAHA, HOUDINI! "
"I'm mad at my husband"
"Why?"
"He pulled a Houdini on me"
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