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When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and canât get it out.
You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.
When your movie suddenly turns off because Shaneâs sitting on the remote.