Icelandic Lesbian

Someone who ties their sweater or hoodie around their waist, sort of like a first grader.

"Hey John, why did you tie your hoodie around your waist? You look like an Icelandic lesbian."

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Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.

"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."

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drill factory

the masturbation station, but more intense.

"Lets spice things up tonight, Harold."
"I don't think so. It's been a long day at work so I think I'm just going to take myself to the Drill Factory tonight."

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