ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

ejazzculate

when you can only cum to jazz music.

i just listened to the new louis armstrong track and just came in my pants

Don’t take me to new orleans because i’ll ejazzculate in my pants.

Guppie

When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red

This random girl on the street gave me guppies

17👍 9👎

Red wings

When you eat a girl out on her period

Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch

170👍 57👎

Sonkdonk

When you put it in the wrong hole

Liam-how was ur night with tori

Chris-it sucked I sonkdonked

Shabgash

When you have a cut on your small scaled penis from having ear sex

Liam-bro how was ur day with julia
Michael-yo dude it sucked I got a shabgash