ballery

The behaviour of being a total ball. See also: balled, bally

guy 1 - why am i just losing everything in this goddamn house ?

guy 2 - it's because of your ballery

My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!