tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

moon rocks

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

liar wire

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.

stinky

a term of endearment for a wonderful girlfriend.

i love you, stinky :)

shantastic

adj. a positive feeling beyond words.

spending time with you is shantastic.

bean dip

a nice way of saying bullshit

and that, my friend, is pure bean dip.