nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

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buckwoofs

Everyone (except pirates and hockey players) have two front teeth. But only a few among us have buckwoofs - two huge front teeth with a space big enough to park a truck.

Whoa, look at those buckwoofs on that chick! She's probably going to need a mattress to floss between those things.