pernufity

an unknown, undesired substance.

I sat in some pernufity at the movies and now its all on my hands. Smell it!

mooky-woonk

A phrase used to describe the act of coitis to a child

Pronunciation: Moon-key Woo-nk

“Dad why is the lady in the next room making all that noise” — “don’t worry about it kid…that’s the sound of Mooky-woonk”

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