Shit House

Hungover in the worst way, absolutely fucked.

Jordan-"Hey Richard how are you this morning"

Richard-"Im alright, how about you?"
Jordan-"Dude I'm fucking Shit House, I need Taco Bell and masturbation, BAD!"

35👍 24👎

Food Fucked

Completely and totally stuffed with food.

Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."

33👍 9👎