yard high club

Indluging in sexual penetration in a caravan , usually fixed base. This is a poor mans but probably more enjoyable alternative to the mile high club equivalent.

Eh Doris - do you fancy joining the yard high club at cleethorpes this weekend after we have been dogging on th coastal path?

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fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

Gary Glitter

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter

1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.