sugar loaf mountain

Taking a shit and being so impressed wit it you wank on it.

Jes: "I had a such a great turd the other day I just had to 'sugar loaf mountain' that bad boy!"

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Chocolate Wrist

Masterbating whilst taking a dump

Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."

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