Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.
Dude, Your face looks like you've been hit by the Page Nuts
When someone is being both a cunt and an asphalt sniffer
FRIEND 1: FRIEND 2, can we go outside bruh it's been 3 days
FRIEND 2: no fuck off
FRIEND 1: you a cunmact no lie bruh
Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.
"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*