Quad Fuck

All kinds of fucked up, but in a more specific manner, four kinds of fucked up if you will.

Do you see Raymond over there? He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing, he tried to eat macaroni with a knife, he’s got two different pairs of shoes on, his shirts inside out, and now he’s about to drink Tommy’s dip cup, what a quad fuck.

Hammer

A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.

Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.

“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”

“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”

“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”

*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*

*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*