active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

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codependent relationship

Meaningful relationship; normal human relationship.

Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.

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senseless violence

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

covidy

A person who seems to be suffering from COVID-19.

That sweaty guy in the grocery store was giving off a distinctly covidy vibe.

covidy

adj. Related to, suffering from, or seeming to suffer from COVID-19 or the ill-effects of the quarantine.

For instance: “Damn, John, that’s a pretty covidy haircut you’ve got there.” Or: “That sweaty covidy cougher in the grocery store was freaking me out.”

narcissitter

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.

Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.

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like buzz

The endorphin rush that follows a well received social media post.

Posted it an hour ago and I've already got 467 likes. Got a serious like buzz going on here!

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