Alison

She will be your first girlfriend and the relationship will last a year and make you feel great but nearing the close she will get bored of you and never be around and always come up with excuses not to meet. She will fake cry when you finally dump her and pretend to get angry but secretly she wanted you to do break up with her a long time ago

"Are you still dating Alison?"

"Nah man, I broke up with her a long time ago. Girl was a crazy bitch"

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Giraffe

An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces

Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?

Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear

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Barfing

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.

I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing

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