Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

Cunk

1. (N) The nether-regions of a transvestite. It is neither a vagina (cunt) nor a penis (junk). It is simply cunk.

2. (N) A transvestite that is worse than a Karen.

1. "What the hell is in that tranny's pant? That is the most awful cunk that I have ever seen!"

2. "OMG!! That tranny's the biggest cunk that I have ever seen!!"