Nvord

Actually spelt as Nword. An alternate way for non-blacks to pronounce 'N-Word' to bypass using the actual word (censored) and not piss of black people.

Case 1:
Tyrone: hey Jake.
Jake: Ssup my Nword (pronounced as nvord)
Tyrone: I'm fine man.

Case 2:
Mike: hey look at Carl that delinquent is upto vandalism again.
Tim: yeah that filthy Nword(pronounced as Nvord)

Tex Loudsnore

The CEO of Texcorp and the arch nemesis of Xenoman, the Aesir protector of earth. (the Aesir are a race of godlike aliens with snow white skin and hair and horns with unique shapes having super strength, speed etc). He is a bald mad scientist who plots many ways to kill Xenoman and the other Aesir. He uses an otherworldly liquid element called Etherion which is basically a Kryptonite to all Aesir, still fails to Xenoman (he is a loosely based parody of Lex Luthor)

Tex Loudsnore: We meet once again Xenoman. This will be the time where a man like me will make a god fall...

Xenoman: bring it on Tex.

Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

Homo niggus

Closest living relative of Homo sapiens. Also known as Black Man.

Notable Homo niggus: Carl Johnson, Uncle Tom

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N'wah

The best alternative to bypass the Nword without getting caught. (only Morrowind fans know about this)

Jake: Hey Bob look at that n*gger over there.
Tyrone: Wait... What the fuck did you just say?
*Jake and Bob get beaten up*

2nd case scenario :
Jake:Hey Bob look at that N'wah over here?
Bob: yeah I know what you meant haha. Yeah that N'wah is surely a bling lmao

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