zomgburger

1. Usually intended to confuse people or be very random. often used when bored, left out, or to be sarcastic.
2.zomgburger is a burger made of zombies.
3. Zoh my god, it's a burger!!!!
4. a burger that zombies eat.

ex. 1

Person 1:"Like, i knoes!!!! i saw it too! lolz!"
Person 2: "i knows, right? It was like really cuuuute!!!! But--
person 3: ZOMGBURGER!!!!!!

ex.2

"let's go get some zomgburgers, k?"

ex.3

Bob:"i'm uber hungry arn't u?"
Fred:"yeah, i could go for a burger..."
*burger appears*
both:"zOMGBURGER!!!!!!"

ex.4
Zombie:"Braaaaaiiinnssss---i mean....zomgbuuuuurrrrrgeeeeeeerrrrrrrr........"

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There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.

1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."