Circle swallow

An egregious effort made in a large group when a guy named Jon, not John, takes a bottle of whiskey and tells everyone to take a pull off of the bottle. He watches the flow of the bottle as it goes down the hatch making sure it’s a pure circle swallow.

Jon: “hey guys, it’s time for a circle swallow.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”

quimby

The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.

Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”

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