Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

Cunt Man

Another term for a stunt cock In pornography.

“Ok we got the ass and balls thrusting shot. Let’s bring in the Cunt Man for the action shots.”

Skanky Muniz

Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire

Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

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Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

Halfrican

The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity

My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy

Jewsbumps

A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.

Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”