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A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose
I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think sheâs misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?
When you havenât sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, youâre sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until youâve learned your lesson and repent.
This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonightâs going to be a good night.
The dating app for underage children
Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.
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Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire
Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but itâs bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar
When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption
I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didnât know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.
One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, heâs quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing
Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else
The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity
My mother is black and my father is white so Iâm of Halfrican decent. Iâm horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy