Warren G

Warren Gamaliel Harding, twenty-ninth President of the United States. Generally regarded as the States' worst president ever, Harding elected many corrupt officials to his cabinet, leading to embarrassing public scandals (most famously, the Teapot Dome Scandal, in which millionaires illegally bought Navy oil fields from Harding's cabinet officals). Harding died in the middle of his term, and was succeeded by his vice-president, Calvin Coolidge.

Warren G wasn't a great president.

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Sore

1) In pain from a previous injury. When sore, there is still some pain, but it is gradually decreasing.

2) An injury that is healing slowly.

3) Upset about an incident that took place some time ago.

1) I'm sore from that basketball game; I think I need to condition myself better.

2) That sore on your leg is still there, eh?

3) Lonnie's pretty sore about the fact that Mitch broke his bike.

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Typo

A computer misspelling in which the author knows how to correctly spell the word, but accidentally pushes the wrong key(s) while typing the word.

I spelled 'malcontent' as 'malcntent', but my spell-checker caught the error.

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Dead

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")

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Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

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Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

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Sporadic

Inconsistent; difficult to predict.

Last year's winter was characterized by sporadic showers followed by long cold spells.

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