Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

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Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

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FAQ

Frequently asked question. Often provided by websites, where nobody is there in person to help you with questions you have regarding the site's purpose and capabilities.

Here's a list of the website's FAQs.

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Comeback

1) A return that involves some type of improvement.

2) A reply to an insult; a witty retort.

1) Andres Galarraga made an honorable comeback from cancer.

2) His comeback was really good; my jaw must have dropped half a foot.

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PU

1) A way of saying, "That smells awful."

2) Official scoring of a pop-up in baseball.

1) PU, Dennis! Haven't you ever heard of deodorant? Or at least breath mints?

2) A pop-up caught by the second baseman is scored as 'PU4'.

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Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

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booty

How to link to the definition of booty in an UrbanDictionary definition.

When you put brackets around the word 'booty' in an UrbanDictionary definition, it becomes 'booty'.

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