Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

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Thorn in the Side

A nemesis that always tends to get the best of his/her arch-enemy.

I can't beat level four of "Grand Marshall" because those tiny gremlins always kill me. They're thorns in my side.

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She-mail

E-mail for a female.

Danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.

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Survey

1) A public opinion poll.

2) To measure/inspect.

1) The survey showed that 27% of Americans actually listen to and enjoy disco.

2) He surveyed his new home, eventually deciding that he had been ripped off by the old couple that had previously lived there.

1) Survey says, "You're an idiot."

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Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

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You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

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Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

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