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The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).
Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.
Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.
The manmade body of water that provides access to the Pacific Ocean from the Atlantic Ocean to the Carribean Sea without necessitating a trip around Africa or through the near-impenetrable Arctic Ocean.
I don't think that there are (m)any piranhas in the Panama Canal.
32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.
FDR's is the face on the dime.
Frequently asked question. Often provided by websites, where nobody is there in person to help you with questions you have regarding the site's purpose and capabilities.
Here's a list of the website's FAQs.
1) A return that involves some type of improvement.
2) A reply to an insult; a witty retort.
1) Andres Galarraga made an honorable comeback from cancer.
2) His comeback was really good; my jaw must have dropped half a foot.
1) A way of saying, "That smells awful."
2) Official scoring of a pop-up in baseball.
1) PU, Dennis! Haven't you ever heard of deodorant? Or at least breath mints?
2) A pop-up caught by the second baseman is scored as 'PU4'.
A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.
The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: (Phrase A).
Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?
Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:
George: Knock-knock.
Reginald: Who's there?
George: Em.
Reginald: 'Em' who?
George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!