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Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

161πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Hyper-Sensitive

Used to describe one who is overly concerned with others' opinions regarding him/her. Hyper-sensitive people usually worry that anything someone else says/does expresses dislike for them. In fact, a hyper-sensitive person is so obsessed with others' thoughts that it eats at him/her internally, leading to the person's inability to focus on anything but others' opinions.

Phillip is incredibly hypersensitive- I said "Hello" to him yesterday instead of my usual "Good day", and he thought he had done something to offend me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

42πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Heighth

Instead of saying 'height', a few people use this 'word'.

Firpo: What is the heighth of this building? It's gotta be close to the record.

Morris: I don't think that I'd be going out on a limb by saying that 'heighth' isn't in any dictionaries.

by Diggity Monkeez March 16, 2005

66πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 20, 2005

1178πŸ‘ 296πŸ‘Ž


Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Oh, Yyyyeah!

"Oh, yeah!" as said by wrestling superstar, Slim Jim pitchman, rapper, and voice actor Macho Man Randy Savage.

Sometime in the 1970s, a minor league catcher for the Cardinals would bellow, "Oh, yyyyeah!" in his well-known gravelly voice every time one of his pitchers struck out an opposing batter.

by Diggity Monkeez February 14, 2006

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž