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Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 21, 2005

109πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Dodgers

The players on the National League's Los Angeles baseball team. Originally, the Dodgers played in Brooklyn, where they first received the name 'Dodgers'. The name was a reference to the homeless who covered Brookyln's streets in those days, dodging the trolleys that carried passengers around the city. The nickname doesn't make much sense nowadays, unless it refers to the bullet-dodgers in Compton.

The Dodgers are cool solely on the grounds that José Lima pitches for them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

179πŸ‘ 222πŸ‘Ž


Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stare

To continuously look at someone/thing for a while; considered rude.

Darren: That kid with the giant glasses was staring at me throughout the entire performance! Man, I should have slugged him in the stomach right there!

Tom: Everyone was looking at you. You had toilet paper on your shoe.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

270πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

271πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

126πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž