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Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005


Goofy

A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.

Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005


What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005


Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005


Random

when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

No, seriously...

Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.

random stuff rox my sox

by Diggity Monkeez November 25, 2004


Refine

To make better. Refinements are usually improvements of small details.

Clarence refined his paper, adding in more sophisticated language.

by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005


Who's

Contraction for 'who is'.

They know who's coming but won't tell anybody.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005