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Goofy

A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.

Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

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What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

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Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

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Random

when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

No, seriously...

Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.

random stuff rox my sox

by Diggity Monkeez November 25, 2004

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NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.

The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

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