Milf

An abbreviation for “Man I love Fortnite!”

Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah

You get no bitches

Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life

Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life

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