A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:
⢠Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
⢠Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while lifeâs belongings are at parentsâ house.
⢠Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
⢠Unperturbed by the fact that their âunique findâ coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
⢠Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
⢠Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
⢠Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
⢠Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
⢠Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
⢠Disparages staying in one place but doesnât realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
⢠Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
⢠Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyleâs carbon footprint.
Things a digital gonad might say: Whereâs the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldnât join the call. Whatâs the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.
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