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When a womans vagina is unkempt and emits a horrid oder or the oder commonly found in the majestic Water Fowl.
Tim asked Rob if he got to eat Jess's pussy last night. Rob replyed "Na that bitch hasnt showered in days and definitly has a mad case of the water fowl
12π 6π
Tazer, Rape, Kill. When driving passed someone walking alone on the street that is unliked this term is used. (DONT REALLY DO)sounds better R.T.K but cannot be dnt in correct order then.
Me and my two buddies were driving to MickyDees when we see Mike's X girl friend and Mike says to himself "im going to T.R.K that bitch."
22π 12π
A challange between two gentleman, where they joust with their erect dicks.
Mike and Dave were argueing over who was to pay the bill, so Dave screamed DAGGERS!! and the Match begun
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When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
24π 7π
To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
41π 13π
After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.
Mike: So how was last night?
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!
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The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.
Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin
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