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Everything a societally useless methamphetamine-addicted woman ever wants in life, is to get laid and smoke/slam more meth.
The ensuing drama that surrounds her life only revolves around these two objectives. They refuse to work, help people, lay blame on everybody and will steal at the first opportunity. They are often abused physically, lack any charm and possess no known talents in life.
They are unmistakable in appearance. They rarely ever smile(meth mouth), show affection and neglect their hygiene badly.
"I want NOTHING to do with you anymore, bitch...all you want is dick n' dope!"
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Cars and trucks with unrepaired accident and collision damage, or shoddy repair work done(i.e; unfinished primer/Bondo work, mismatched body panels from junkyard donor vehicles). In many cases, vehicles are still driveable, but are just an eyesore and most likely to be cited by local Police for fix-it violations.
Damage most likely to be caused by a bout of hard drinking and irresponsible partying, or a combination of both mishaps.
"My landscaper's truck has body by Tequila"
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Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."
"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"
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The male equivalent of a female "Gold Digger." These greedy young guys don't care what age their woman is...as long as they have an estate.
"Dude, you're boning that sea hag Margaret? You're an Old Digger!"
Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.
Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."
Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."
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