Thundercunt

Thundercunt

a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).

b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.

d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.

c) award name for the above mentioned

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.

Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .

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Lilliputism

The hatred of tall people by short people. Named after the islands of Lilliput and Blefuscu two fictional island nations that appear in the first part of the 1726 novel Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.

BOB: Why does Sam always bully Henry mercilessly?
MIKE: Sam has a serious case of lilliputism!

Blefuscuism

The hatred of short people by tall people. Named after the islands of Lilliput and Blefuscu two fictional island nations that appear in the first part of the 1726 novel Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.

BOB: Why doesn't Henry ever pick Sam?
MIKE: Henry has a serious case of blefuscuism!