Contriband

My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.

I brought contriband over the border

Sperm

The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.

His sperm was in her vagina

665👍 82👎

Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

6👍 3👎

Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

3👍 2👎

Dick

The tentacle that attaches to your groun and that you put in a vaginal region. Seriously it’s a fucking dick all guys have them unless your asian

Hw played with his dick

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