Gauge

A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

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