MAGAbating

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

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Mikey Special

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.

“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”

“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”