Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

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Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabergasted that you want to smash your face into a watermelon

Person 1: I am so kwomphotated, as I can’t compete with the others.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.

Bop It

A woman who engages in sexual activities with multiple men in a short period of time. She lets everyone get some action then is passed onto the next user.

Dude 1: Wow. Shes gotten with so many dudes this year.
Dude 2: Ya shes been a Bop It since day one. Every time I see her shes with a different dude.

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