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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him
Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun
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Hate to say it, but he's kind of right
We Americans need to look at the things we've done to other countries before we invade others because of the things that have been done to us
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The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron
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Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless
They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths
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A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money
Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends
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Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons
The Horror...The Horror...
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A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream
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