Vida Guerra

The girl from the Burger King Commercial with the "Nice Caboose"

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

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Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

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jack black

Not a funny man. At all

I saw Orange County, and wanted to stab my eyes out

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Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

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John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

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Nationalist

One who believes that an ethnic group should be ruled by their own kind, not a foreign government

If it were not for nationalism, Germany would still be in about 20 pieces, and Austria would be a major world power

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Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

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