A heavily armored Benjamin Franklin.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."
A Benjamin Franklin high on meth.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."
A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"
A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."
A slightly off Benjamin Franklin.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."
A Benjamin Franklin which also serves as a money repository.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Banklin? That boy sure does lend, exchange, and issue money."
A Benjamin Franklin ska enthusiast.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."