Monkeydonia

Monkeydonia is a semi-derogative term used to describe the country of FYROM (North Macedonia). The reason behind the mocking is due to the historical revisionist / misleading / cultural appropriative nature of the North Macedonians. This tactic is known as antiquization - a form of historical quackery.

Essentially what the history is, originally the land in ancient times was known as the Paeonian Kingdom. King Agis died, then Phillip 2 of Macedon (a real authentic Greek Macedonian - the real macedonians) conquered Paeonian land and turned it into a vassal of Greek Macedonia.

Around the sixth century, the slavs settled the balkans, becoming known as the south slavs. This land was no longer Greek - Macedonian inhabitants, it was now a slavic land. This area specifically became associated with the Bulgarians as they were Slavicized from the 7th to 10th century. Eventually much later, Turkish Ottomans took over the land. The nationalist Western-Bulgarians in the late 1800s revolted. They adopted the title "macedonian" as reference to the ancient land, not as a ethno-nationalist qualifier. Later, yugoslav-communist propaganda turned this into a deeper lie, insinuating that the Western-Bulgarians are "real Macedonian people" (false).

Essentially, the modern day people are descendants of Bulgarian ancestry. So they should not be called Macedonian. However, they deserve a distinct identity, so some have theorized renaming the country as Vardaria, and the language as Vardzarija.

Propagandist : We are real Macedonians!

Historian: No, you are actually "Vardarians". you are descendants of Bulgarians. Why do you insist on spreading propaganda?

Propagandist: We are Macedonia.

Historian: More like Monkeydonia.

Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is a modern version of sexuality categorization. It factors in gender preference and lineage preference (sexual orientation and genetic attraction, respectively).

Gender Pref: (culminate through same-sex marriage legal fight)

1) Heterosexual
2) Bisexual
3) Homosexual

Lineage Pref: (Culminate through same-lineage marriage legal fight)

1) Outcestosexual
2) Bicestosexual
3) Incestosexual

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Person 1: I have my complete sexuality. I'm heterosexual and outcestosexual. I also joined the Incest-Outcest Alliance club at my school to show solidarity.