fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.

fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!

Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.

Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”